If you remember from last week, I posted the following entry on Phantom Food Stealers in my office: http://sftaoofpao.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=183
Lo and behold the food bandit has struck again, this time closer to home (or in this case, closer to my desk). I came in this morning, ready to grab my regular morning coffee with coworker, Rob, and went to grab my box of raisin bran cereal. To my astonishment, my entire box of cereal was gone off my desk, not a trace of evidence left behind.
I’ve already called out the CSI task force to resolve such said burglary…or I just plan on locking up my food at my desk? Wow food bandit – you must be REALLY desperate to steal my cardboard-like consistency raisin bran. Or…is this perhaps just a friendly prank performed by one of the SF Tao of Pao blog fans? Either way, my reaction this morning was not anger, instead it inspired sheer shock and hilarity…And got me only more excited to share this with you all.
My planned note to said food stealer:
“Hello Phantom. I know of your existence. I see you lurking around. Stealing capacola, string cheese, raisin bran, even an oatmeal pack now and then. Your game is just about up. I’ve alerted the authorities. Expect harsh punishment to follow. Your truly – AP.”